Thursday April 22, 1999

Nahtazu!

Thursday was another bright, sunny morning. But the temperature had been climbing steadily all week, and it was going to be a scorcher today. With this in mind, I chose Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park as my venue of choice today, since AK has less shade and more foliage than any of the other Disney parks. AK's reputation as the hottest, most humid park in Orlando is well deserved, but I was feeling cocky because I had a water bottle. Nothing could overheat me now!

I rose at 6:30 so as to get an early start; AK opened and closed earlier than the other Disney parks, and I wanted to be there well in advance of the 8am opening time. I arrived about 20 minutes before the gates opened, and used the time to browse through the gift shop in the Rainforest Cafe for a t-shirt for one of my nephews. After scoring the shirt, I entered the park through the back gate behind the Rainforest, put the shirt in a rental locker, and headed out for Africa to ride the Safari first thing. Then I went to Countdown To Extinction, the other ride in AK with long wait times; this time of the morning, the wait was only a few minutes. Then back to Asia for Kali River Rapids. Since Kali was a new ride, and looked like a lot of fun, I expected it to have a long wait, but it was a walk-on. I was very surprised at this, especially considering the heat of the day, which was already getting a little oppressive, until I actually rode the thing. I had to fight real hard to keep my camera from getting soaked, and resolved hereafter to always have a way to protect the camera, or leave it in a locker before I went on a ride. Kali is WET! It's one of the wettest rides I've ever ridden, and had some great visuals besides. By the time I got off I was dripping as though I had been thrown into a pool. With the day getting into the mid-nineties, though, I found myself drying off very quickly.

I wanted to do a little shopping, however, so I dripped my way into the various gift shops, shivering in the air-conditioning, and bought some toys for my nephews and cousins. This brought me back to the center of the park, so I got in line for It's Tough To Be A Bug; after the show was over, I walked through the Tree of Life Garden, by which time I was hungry.

Breakfast, late as it was, was to be at Tusker House, in Africa. I loved the food there, and it did not disappoint today. I had never had the breakfast at Tusker, and did not realize the large size of the portions, not to mention the great taste.

To digest, I walked the Gorilla Falls Exploration Trail. I was disappointed that the gorillas were hiding in the trees when I walked by, preventing me from getting more than a couple of indistinct shots of them. I also came up against one of my new camera's few drawbacks: I had bought a 28-80mm zoom lens, and 80mm was not long enough! I wanted more zoom. I made up my mind to get a longer zoom lens before my next WDW trip. On the whole, however, I loved the trail; it's shady and cooler than the rest of the park, and the animals and plants that can be seen are beautiful.

Nahtachance!

There was more to do at AK, but I had done everything I wanted to do. I dropped my purchases in my locker and got a bus to Epcot, then took the monorail to the Magic Kingdom. I stopped on the way at Contemporary to take some detailed pictures of the monorail coming and going for my friend Chris, who wanted to build a monorail for his model train set. Between Contemporary and Magic Kingdom, I shot a whole roll for him.

I went into Magic Kingdom, intending to hit some of my favorites like Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean, not to mention the Tomorrowland attractions, but I found MK to be so crowded I couldn't breathe. Wait times for all the rides were above 1 hour, and it was HOT, so I decided to call it quits for that park today.

Better than a dude ranch

I went outside the park to the boat docks and found the boat to Wilderness Lodge. I love the boats at WDW, and I love exploring the resorts, so taking a boat to explore a resort is one of my favorite WDW activities. This was quite a memorable boat ride, however, thanks to the ongoing, multi-year drought in central Florida. The water level in the Seven Seas Lagoon was way below normal; in fact, the deck of the boat was a full 18 inches below the dock. For a long-legged guy like me, this presented no problem, but a pair of Cast Members had to assist most people aboard with a portable step. Just before we cast off, I took a picture of the hatch.

Wilderness Lodge is an awe-inspiring place. I love to visit and marvel at the creativity and attention to detail in the 5-story lobby, with it's carved-wood columns, huge stone fireplace, hardwood floors, and wonderfully cozy atmosphere in such a gigantic space. Then there's the stream flowing through the lobby, out the back wall, and over a spectacular man-made waterfall.

I was getting hungry again by this time, so I went into the counter-service place and had lunch before heading back outside to take some pictures. As I made my way down the paved walk from the Lodge to the pool, I looked at that beautiful waterfall and noticed that it had another admirer; there was a duck perched on top of the waterfall. He wasn't moving, he wasn't doing much of anything, he was just sitting there, in the center of the waterfall, looking out over the pool and the expanse of Bay Lake. I took a couple of pictures of him, expecting him to move along at any moment, but he just kept sitting there, enjoying the view. It was getting into the hottest part of the day now, and I wanted to take a rest, so I went out the front of the Lodge to the bus stop and caught a bus back to AK to get my car. Mid-day as that was, the bus service was pretty slow. I waited for about 40 minutes for a bus to to AK; meantime, I took a picture of some construction going on behind the Lodge. [Note: I didn't know it at the time, but this was to become the Villas At Wilderness Lodge]

Fried Will, boiled Will, steamed Will, basted Will...

Once back at AK, I got my stuff out of the locker I had rented and went back to the parking lot to find my car. Thus commenced one of the worst episodes in my personal Disney history: I couldn't find my car. I got off the parking lot tram at what I thought was the appropriate stop, only to find that I was in the wrong section. I wandered around for about 20 minutes before another tram came along and I asked for help; the CMs on the tram were well familiar with lost cars and quickly directed me to the proper section of the lot, where I finally found my rental car. How difficult is it to find a single car in a WDW lot? Well, besides the fact that each of those lots holds several tens of thousands of cars, I had rented a gold-tone Chevy Cavalier. What was the most popular rental car in Orlando that year? Chevy Cavalier. And what was the most popular color? Gold-tone. I counted at least 15 other gold-tone Cavaliers in that lot while looking for mine, and resolved to come up with a way on future trips to make my car stand out somehow amid those thousands of vehicles parked in endless rows.

Once back in my car, with the air-conditioning on full blast (important tip: when you get into a hot car, open the windows all the way while the AC cools off, thus allowing the HOT air inside the car to get out!), I drove back to CBR for a rest and a water bottle refill. I planned to go to see Fantasmic at the Disney MGM Studios that night, so I figured a half-hour of down-time was not out of line, especially after my time on the skillet of AK's parking lot.

A new show

I decided to try the bus from CBR to MGM instead of driving. I thought I'd probably be a little tired when Fantasmic let out, and I wouldn't want to drive back, so the bus seemed a viable option. After a 15-20 minute wait at the nearest bus stop, an MGM bus finally picked me and a few others up and whisked us to the park. Since I still had some time before the Fantasmic arena opened, I made a quick detour to Star Tours, my favorite WDW ride, and then went back to the arena, which was open and had begun filling. I was also hungry and had neglected to get any dinner, but there was a hot-dog stand at the back of the arena, so I picked up a pair of dogs and an overpriced Coke and ate as I waited.

The Fantasmic arena is a huge outdoor amphitheater, with curing stadium-like bench seating partly encircling a stage that is built to resemble a mountain. Between the front row of seats and the mountain is a moat; during the show, water screens are sprayed in the moat and moving pictures are projected on a curtain of water. It is a simple but absolutely spectacular effect. Boats also traverse the moat at several points, and at one point gas jets set the entire moat afire! It's difficult to tell that it's jets, however; the effect is a perfect illusion, turning the moat into a river of fire. Before the show starts (it requires full darkness), as the arena is filling, several Cast Members in ushers uniforms entertain the crowd with a juggling/acrobatics/comedy act that is very enjoyable in and of itself. And it's needed, too: the bench seating in Fantasmic has no backrests, and is the most uncomfortable, torturous seating anywhere in WDW. My back started to hurt after ten minutes, and felt like it was on fire by the time the show started 40 minutes later. The show itself was about 30 minutes long, and I videotaped as much of it as I could. My camcorder's battery died at one point and I had to hurriedly put in the spare; I also had a lot of trouble focusing in the low light (drawback of my camcorder), so many parts of that video are pretty much unwatchable. Video can't do it justice, anyway.

Take a step... wait... take a step... wait... take a SMALL step... wait...

The most memorable part of Fantasmic, for me at least, was the impossible crush of people trying to get out of that arena after the show. The arena must hold ten thousand people, and all of them have to leave through only one exit! Sitting on the far end as I did, I was among the last to leave, and it took me over 30 minutes to get out of the arena into the street; once outside, the crowd dispersed a bit and one could breathe again.

This was one of my favorite times at WDW. The park was closing; it's ever-present theme music was off, all the attractions were closed, and several streets were roped off to prevent the crowd from heading into the park, but the street was still brightly lit and Cast Members with small carts were still hawking lights, glow-sticks, and glow-ropes. Despite the ten-thousand or so people filtering their collective way down the street toward the park exit, there was a hush over everything, a peaceful, contented, quiet atmosphere, mixed with perfect weather (unusually low humidity and temps in the comfort zone around 70 degrees), and I paused for a moment to video a few seconds of this quietest form of Disney Magic.

I was glad I had taken the bus, because I was in no shape to drive. The pain in my back from the horrible Fantasmic seats, plus the near exhaustion and total frustration of inching my way out of the arena, caused me to collapse into a bus seat and nearly fall asleep on the way back to CBR. I was grateful to stumble into my room and stretch out on the bed for a few minutes, but I did get back up to pack for my trip home tomorrow.

I wound up going to bed around 11pm or so.

Walk miles: 21.8
Drive miles: 152