One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Banana Splits are starting up a bloody drug war
Killin' off the bad guys and escaping with their cash
We can't see through walls but we can surely kick your ass
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
Killin' all the bad guys is the way that we have fun
Cuttin' off their legs and arm and shootin' out their eyes
Then I get some ice cream and my Daddy gets some fries
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Lots of blood on everyone
Buyin' bullets by the ton
Sequel is the bad guy's son
Lots of blood on everyone
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Four banana, one banana, three banana, two
These Banana Splits'll soon be comin' after you
Say yourself a bunch of prayers and wish yourself some luck
When we catch up to you, you'll be totally *DOOMED
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
* Unrated version substitutes "doomed" with a profanity that rhymes with "luck." You figure it out.