"Hollywood Tower Hotel"

(To the tune of Heartbreak hotel by Elvis)
2002-06-19

Well, since gravity left me
And the elevator fell
I've crossed into the Twilight Zone at
Hollywood Tower Hotel

And baby I
I feel so queasy, baby, I feel so queasy
I feel so queasy, I could cry

Well, though it's always crowded
You still can find some room
Just climb into that freight lift, baby
And seal your doom!

And baby I
I feel so queasy, baby, I feel so queasy
I feel so queasy, I could cry

Well, lightning's always flashing
And the bellhop made some crack
'Bout finding my broken body at the
Bottom of the shaft

And baby I
I feel so queasy, baby, I feel so queasy
I feel so queasy, I could cry