Thursday September 20, 2001

Why do I love this place so much?

We awakened on Thursday to the sounds of housekeepers getting their gear out of the janitorial closets down the hall. Something struck me as odd, so I glanced at the clock; it was 9am! I don't know how, but we had slept through the housekeepers arrival. I peeked outside, and sure enough, the gas-powered stretch-limo golf-cart was parked in it's usual spot (3 feet from our hotel room door, partly on the sidewalk). I guess after a week, we were getting accustomed to the sound, and our brains tuned it out.

Today would be an Epcot day. After our customary coffee/hot chocolate, we climbed into the van and drove the short distance to the Epcot parking lot. With the low attendance this week, we were able to get a primo spot in the first couple of rows, even arriving at 9:45 or so in the morning.

In preparation for our Epcot day, I had called home the previous evening and gotten my Leave-A-Legacy coordinates, so I now knew exactly where my photo was displayed. Of course, I didn't know where the obelisks were numbered, so I had to walk all the way to the Leave-A-Legacy map posted under Spaceship Earth, then back to the proper row. Frank walked behind me the whole way, making sarcastic comments into the video camera. Frank thought Leave-A-Legacy was a huge rip-off.

I finally found myself, took a picture, took some video, and my quest was complete. Honestly, I like the idea of Leave-A-Legacy, and I like the design of the obelisks; Many Disney purists disagree with me, but then again, I hated the birthday cake that covered Cinderella's Castle for 18 months during the WDW 25 anniversary, so I figure, to each his own.

Finding myself had aroused my appetite, so we were off to find breakfast. We chose the Fountainview Cafe; it's one of the few walk-up food places in Epcot that serve breakfast. Fountainview has a wonderful selection of baked goods and fruit cups; not the healthiest breakfast in the World, but certainly among the tastiest. Since we were nearby, we got on Spaceship Earth. Today, the sound was running! When we had gotten on it earlier in the week, the sound was out. Ever ride Spaceship Earth with no sound at all... it's eerie, but kinda funny, too.

Fun stuff from many nations.

We were in a World Showcase mood today. We began in Mexico, where we rode the River of Time (El Rio del Tiepe). But afterward, I engaged in one of my favorite Disney activities: taking pictures. I set my camera up on a mini-tripod and took a long-exposure shot of the Plaza de Los Amigos. I've wound up doing this every year since I got my camera; It's become something of a tradition with me. But this year I also set up on the wall next to the Cantina de San Angel and took a shot of the lovely patio, with the Aztec pyramid and smoldering volcano in the background. It's a beautiful shot, and I'll probably start taking one from there every year.

And since we were there, we made dinner reservations, er, excuse me, Priority Seating arrangements, for 7pm.

We also looked through the various shops, particularly the incredible craftsmanship of the glass blowers shop. I watched a carriage wheel take shape in the expert hands of the artisan on duty, fascinated by the seeming ease with which he strung melted glass around like taffy, coaxing it into coherent shapes. This kind of art is something I can always appreciate; the hard work it takes to learn a craft like that is far beyond my lazy ineptitude.

When we left Mexico, and proceeded into Norway, we stopped at the Viking ship to take a couple of snapshots of me, standing proudly in the center of the boat, pointing away at some unseen sight across the sea.

The next shot was me cowering in fear behind one of the shields mounted to the gunwales.

Frank wanted a snack then, so he went into the Kringla bakery and got a slice of their superb strawberry cream cake. I wasn't hungry, so I skipped it; I planned on coming back later for a treat from Kringla.

Then we rode the Maelstrom. At the beginning of this ride through Norwegian culture, history, and mythology, the narrator says, "You are not the first to pass this way..." I always reply, "Yeah, there's another boat right up ahead there."

China was next, where we watched the Wonders of China, a terrific Circle-Vision 3d movie. Frank thought the narrator was Keye Luke; I thought perhaps the voice was, but the actor on screen was definitely not. After the movie, we walked through the shops, looking at the Chinese art and clothing. Some of the jade stuff is incredible.

As we left China, we looked over the menu at the Lotus Blossom Cafe and decided that, when we were ready, we'd have lunch there. Then we walked on into the Outpost, decided we were ready for lunch, and walked back to the Lotus Blossom. The food was excellent.

If you sell it, we will come.

Shopping, shopping, shopping... we walked through shops in the Outpost, Germany, and Italy, stopping to watch and video the Bella Fortuna dancers, then we shopped in Japan. I bought chopsticks.

We skipped Morocco to find a bathroom (Chinese food for lunch does that to me sometimes), and skipped France, too. We did stop for a while in the U.K. to listen to the Beattles-clone British Invasion. They sure do sound like John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

In Canada, we watched Oh Canada, the Circle-Vision 3d movie. I love all the snow-covered scenery in that picture. We haven't been getting much snow in Baltimore for the past ten years of so, except for a few anomalous storms that dump two feet on us at a time, but I love snow. It's the best part of winter.

Back to the Future... World.

Done with World Showcase, we went forward in the park again, winding up at the Imagination Institute. We rode Journey Into Your Imagination, then went to see the Institute's Inventor of the Year Award. This year's award went to Professor Wayne Zalinski, inventor of such things as the hands-free cordless telephone helmet, the hands-free personal hygiene helmet, and the personal video-camera helmet, which if I'm not mistaken, is also hands-free. There was some slight difficulty during the ceremony, involving a couple of Professor Zalinski's inventions, but everything returned to normal in the end. Well, the Professor's dog needed some attention, but he wasn't hurt, so we called it even, and got the heck out of there before Zalinski wanted to demonstrate anything else.

Next for us was Innoventions. I enjoyed it a lot more before half of it became video-game-land. We also saw a photo display of Walt Disney (I got a picture of him next to a poster of the Florida Project which eventually became Walt Disney World), and a display of Kodak Photographers Award winners.

Wouldn't you know it, we were nearby the Wonders of Life pavilion, so we decided to go get a strawberry slushy again. Well, Frank got a slushy; I got another of those fantastic root-beer floats. I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop, but every float I got from Pure & Simple was just as good as the first. Maybe next year they won't be as good, but for at least one vacation, I had a special treat that was consistently delicious.

Wait! I still have some money left!

The day was mostly over, so we left the park at that point to do some last-minute shopping. This time, though, we actually bought stuff; we went back to Character Corner in the Lake Buena Vista Factory Stores, where I picked up a few additional tidbits for my nephews, and then went over to Downtown Disney. I'd been putting off buying a bunch of stuff until I could get to DD, where I'd get my 10% Disney Club discount. I walked out of the World of Disney with two photo albums, some stuff for my niece, and some stuff for my mother. Frank bought some stuff for the neighbor kid who was feeding his dogs and looking after his house for him.

We ended the day back at All-Star Music, with dinner in the food court, and a trip to the front desk to set up our express checkout. We knew we still had one more day of vacation, but we didn't want to waste too much time on details. Besides, half of tomorrow would probably be taken up with packing up and preparing the van for the long drive home on Saturday morning.

Our Disney vacation was nearly over; I was getting a bit homesick, but Frank was getting depressed and grumpy, as he is wont to do near the end of a trip. Disney Magic can cure all kinds of ills, but it does have it's limits.