Sunday June 23, 2002

Fleas!

Having gone to bed early the previous night, I woke at 8am this Sunday, ready for more park fun. But first, I had an errand to run outside the parks. With all the junk, er, merchandise, I had been buying, I could no longer get everything in one suitcase. And I hadn't brought an extra duffel bag with me as I usually do, so I was now in the position of needing another bag to pack up my stuff. The best place to pick up another bag in the WDW area was at one of the big flea markets, so I jumped into my rental car and went to my favorite, the 192 Flea Market.

The 192 Flea Market is housed in 4 or 5 long barn-like buildings with blue metal roofing. The buildings are open and not air-conditioned, which can make them a little uncomfortable in extreme weather, but they are shady and open enough to promote a breeze now and then. The vendors here carry everything from clothing to stun guns to Disney beach towels to electronics. I also knew there were 3 or 4 luggage vendors, which is what I was looking for.

Looking for a bag or not, I figured I might as well browse the whole place; I've often found interesting little bargains in the flea markets that can't be found anywhere else. I wound up buying a bottle of jewelry/glass cleaner, and a bill organizer that my mother had been looking all over to find, and a plastic gimmick that's supposed to let you make omelets in the microwave. [Note: I've tried it a couple of times since I got back, and it works like a charm. Omelets in 3 minutes with no hot frying pan to clean up!]

I looked through three luggage vendors before I found what I was looking for: a small bag, the size of a gym bag, with side pockets and a shoulder strap. There were two sizes available. I opted for the smaller of the two, which was small enough to count as a carry-on when I flew home. It cost $7.

The Future (World) is upon us

When I finally left the flea market, with three bags full of purchases, I went directly back to the Swan, ditched my stuff in my room, and hopped the boat to Epcot. I walked through World Showcase quickly and got lunch at the Electric Umbrella, then made a quick side-trip to the front gates to visit an ATM.

Test Track, I found out a few minutes later when I arrived at the queue, had a 75-minute stand-by line and all FastPasses for the rest of the day had been sold. I was stunned; I had never heard of any attraction selling out all the FPs for the rest of the day, especially at 1:30pm. I hadn't ridden TT yet this trip, and knowing from previous experience that the stand-by line would not get any shorter toward the end of the day, I figured I wouldn't get to ride it before I went home.

'Life' is good

Controlling my disappointment, I made my way to the Wonders of Life to do my favorite attraction in WDW: Cranium Command. It was getting sunny and real hot (thankfully I had put on sunblock nice and thick that morning), so when I got to Wonders of Life I stopped first at Pure & Simple, the food counter, to get my favorite treat in all of WDW, a root-beer float. I also made a point of asking the CM at the counter whether these floats were made with ice cream or frozen yogurt. The answer, yogurt, explained to me why this particular float tasted different than a float anywhere else in WDW: all the other places used real ice cream, not yogurt. Ordinarily, I very much prefer real ice cream to frozen yogurt, but something in the yogurt mixed extremely well with the root-beer used at Pure & Simple to make the best root-beer floats ever.

The heat and humidity outside had taxed me to my limits; I was on the verge of exhaustion from the brief walk between Test Track and the Wonders of Life. In a stroke of pure genius, I had left my water bottle behind yet again today, so I was feeling the heat far more than I should have. But sitting in the quiet food court next to Pure & Simple (directly under an air-conditioning vent), nursing my float, and writing some trip notes in my notebook, I cooled off and rested for quite a few minutes. After about 15-20 minutes, the float was finally gone, my notes were caught up, and I felt my energy level return to normal, so I went into Cranium Command just before a new show started.

I just love Cranium Command! Even after all these years, I laugh out loud at each joke as Buzzy the recruit pilots the most unstable craft in the fleet (a teenage boy) through a typical day of trial and triumph in high school. Buzzy is assisted by a 'body crew' that includes Charles Grodin, George Wendt, Jon Lovitz, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey in their Hanz and Franz personas (Left Ventricle... Right Ventricle... Up and Pumping!).

More Power! Oops, wrong comic...

After Cranium Command, I decided to skip Body Wars and try Ellen's Energy Adventure. On the way, I was getting pretty hot; my Mickey poncho was rolled up and wrapped around my waist, but it was starting to turn my belt line into a sauna. I had resolved earlier that if rain wasn't threatening by 2:30 I would ditch the poncho, seeing as how they only cost $6 and could be gotten anywhere in WDW if I needed one. It was now 2:30 and the skies were totally clear, so I ditched the poncho in a trash can on the way into the Universe of Energy.

Ellen's Energy Adventure was a hoot as always, notwithstanding the CMs who tried to cram all the Guests into half of each row in the cars. The cars were only half full, yet the CMs went from row to row asking people to please move down. By the time the car doors closed, the inside half of each car was empty and the outside half was full of sweaty, grumpy, cramped Guests. Needless to say, as soon as the doors began closing, we all spread out in the rows and enjoyed the ride in comfort.

When I came out of the Universe of Energy, it had started to rain. Great, I thought, I ditch the poncho, and half an hour later the skies open up! It was only drizzling, but the cloud cover and the electricity in the air told me that it was getting ready to rain hard, and very soon, so I went back toward Innoventions and ducked inside the West half of the place just in time to avoid a deluge.

I knew I shoulda brought my snorkel

It was raining pretty hard, so I decided to try waiting it out in Innoventions for a while. I began by taking some pictures of the posters on the walls, which feature Walt Disney and some of the preliminary planning work for what was then known as 'The Florida Project', which eventually became Walt Disney World. My favorite is a picture of Walt standing next to an 12-foot map rendering of the WDW property. I make maps like that for a living, so that picture always gets to me. It's difficult to get a good picture of the poster, though, because it's very reflective and a camera flash causes a big white glare in the middle of the picture.

I also took a couple of pictures showing the crowds hiding out in Innoventions and the huge clouds of steam coming off the big fountain in Innoventions Plaza.

After about 30 or 40 minutes, I got tired of waiting and decided to buy a new poncho and go. I got one from one of the carts in the breezeway outside Innoventions West, shattering my sunglasses when I ripped open the plastic bag the poncho was packaged in, and wrapped myself up to brave the rain. As an extra precaution, I put my camera in the big Ziploc bag I always carry when I'm at WDW; I found that a 1-gallon bag fits over my camera perfectly, sealing it against the elements. I cut the corners off so the clips of my camera strap can fit through, and I can leave the camera hanging around my neck. In this configuration, I would have to actually immerse the camera to get it wet, since the bag is water-tight; the only openings are the small holes where the strap goes through, and they are small enough to stop any splash from getting at the camera inside.

Of course, when the camera is in this bag, it's absolutely impossible to take a picture. But as I trudged across the Epcot landscape through the lead sheets of rain, I saw something I wanted to take a picture of: the rain pounding into one of the many landscaped pools that run through Future World was turning the surface of the water into a gray/green stucco. This presented a problem, as there was no place under cover near to the pool where I could safely take the camera out of the baggy. My solution was to simply take a risk; I opened the seal of the bag, kept the camera inside, pointed it blindly at the pool, and shot the picture in fully automatic mode. Then I sealed the bag up and continued on.

I found out later that the picture had turned out very well. The stucco-like surface of the water can be seen pretty clearly, as can the heavy downpour that caused it.

Lounge lizards

I had a destination in mind; I was aiming for the Land pavilion, to check out the lounge provided for Annual Passport holders. I had heard a lot about the Passholder's Lounge from my friends in the Clubhouse, and I thought it might be a good place to sit down and catch a little rest while waiting out the rain. Despite my poncho, I was very wet by the time I arrived.

I asked a CM how to get there and was directed to the elevator near the podium for the Garden Grill, the rotating restaurant in the Land pavilion. The lounge itself had darkened windows that looked out over the Living With The Land ride, a couple of soda dispensers, and some big, fluffy, comfy chairs and sofas. I grabbed a Coke and flopped down on one of the big sofas to watch TV and rest. I ran into PammyK at the soda dispenser; she was there with some friends to see Shockwave, as she does every weekend, but they, like everybody else, were waiting out the rain in the Lounge.

While vegging on the sofa, I got a visit from Chip, sans Dale, and from Farmer Mickey, who thought he was being clever leaning quietly over me from behind the sofa. But he missed the fact that there was a wall of dark, reflective glass right in front of me, and I saw every move he made. I tried shooting a picture of him leaning over me, but my flash reflected in the glass and washed out the whole scene.

The Dead Seas

Finally, I could wait no more, so I left the Passholder Lounge and went to the Living Seas pavilion. The rain had slowed considerably by then, so I arrived at the Living Seas much drier than I had arrived at the Land. I decided not to wait through the pre-show, as I had seen it many times, but to simply go right for the hydrolators to Seabase Alpha. In previous years, the hydrolators let you out into a boarding area for moving vehicles called seacabs, which would take you on a slow journey around the huge aquariums that made up the Living Seas central attraction. They let you off inside Seabase Alpha, where you can visit several rooms of exhibits and displays, and another large observation area where the dolphin tanks could be seen. But this year, the seacabs were gone; instead the hydrolators dumped their passengers directly into Seabase Alpha, bypassing the aquariums.

I didn't like this new development at all.

I was also sorely disappointed to see that the entire room where the manatee exhibit had been located was closed off and boarded up. I don't know what sort of changes were in store, whether a simple rehab of the manatee area or a replacement with something else, but not seeing the manatees was the straw that broke the camels back for me. I love the manatees; they're my favorite part of the Living Seas, and not seeing them completely ruined the experience for me. I left, via the exit hydrolators, taking a couple of pictures of the inside on the way out. I do love the hydrolators.

More luggage than Ivana Trump on holiday

What next? I wasn't extremely tired, but I needed to get back to my room and pack, as I was due to check out tomorrow, so I walked around to International Gateway and took the boat back to the Swan. I turned on the TV and started packing; two hours later I had everything squeezed into my to bags and a nasty dilemma: I had several more things to buy tomorrow, and absolutely no more room in either bag for anything. I'm gonna need a bigger bag! I told myself.

I finished watching The Peacemaker and went to bed.

Walk Miles: 6.5